Wednesday, July 9, 2008

The Best of PPP...

Quotable quotes from Legal Research or Legal Profession, or what ever that class was that I just finished and anticipate failing. Meh.

June 17, 2008
- "taint"
- "VD"
- "typhoid Mary"
- "sex"

June 18, 2008 (worth noting that the following phrases were all uttered consecutively)
- "whack that off"
- "just whack it off"
- "whacking off"
- "whack off"

June 24, 2008
- "Oh you big fat tub of shit, sit down"
- "Shut the hell up, Mr. Hairpiece!"
- "four uses of the word "fuck""

June 30, 2008
- "What would it take to get my client off?" *

June 2, 2008
- No quotes, but she wore a foam shark hat for about half an hour.

Today was evaluation day. I gave her "Above Average" x 5, and commented that "Prof. P iz teh awesom!"

* Hot Carl says a reach-around should do the trick.

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