404(b)? Looks more like a 44DD to me...

Now I am of course a bit hesitant, or even afraid, to blog about certain professors, BUT how could I ignore this? To avoid the possible repercussions of blogging about certain professors, I have taken narrative precautions to keep the identity of certain professors confidential.

So, if you were in a particular Evidence class today that was not taught by a professor named Hashimoto, you saw a professor who is not named Hashimoto draw a high-velocity, low-caliber "bullet" on the white board.

If you were not in a particular Evidence class today that was not taught by a professor named Hashimoto and thus did not see a professor who is not Hashimoto draw a high-velocity, low-caliber "bullet" on the white board, the view this morning from a seat in the classroom in which an Evidence class is not taught by a professor named Hashimoto looked quite a bit like THIS:


But I was nice and censored the bullet's low-caliber-ness because I would just HATE to offend anyone.

Filthy, disgusting perverts, scroll down to see the bullet's goods. (NSFW)




















The bullet, uncensored:



See? It's so damn cold in the law school, even the high-velocity, low-caliber bullet's nipples are hard.