They are so unbearably pink and sparkly and wonderful. And they are my SIZE!! We were meant to be together.
Remember when I said I had the heart and soul of an exotic dancer? Well, I have reconsidered. I am now confident that I actually have the heart and soul of a drag queen.
And maybe the everything else of a drag queen too:
Except for the peen, of course.
Come to think of it, I actually do have one (or two) of those, and I don't think it makes me any less of a queen that it (they) happens not to be attached. It's even pink (and purple), too!
It's official. On your knees, betches. Your queen has arrived!
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Pink!!!! I'm so proud!! :)
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