Monday, January 19, 2009

who loves me????????

Will someone please, please, PLEASE buy these for me?



They are so unbearably pink and sparkly and wonderful. And they are my SIZE!! We were meant to be together.

Remember when I said I had the heart and soul of an exotic dancer? Well, I have reconsidered. I am now confident that I actually have the heart and soul of a drag queen.

And maybe the everything else of a drag queen too:



Except for the peen, of course.

Come to think of it, I actually do have one (or two) of those, and I don't think it makes me any less of a queen that it (they) happens not to be attached. It's even pink (and purple), too!

It's official. On your knees, betches. Your queen has arrived!

1 comment:

Reagan said...

Pink!!!! I'm so proud!! :)