But seriously, these sneaky fuckers are trying to get all fat-acceptancey, and I am not buying it.
Oooh, look at this nice feel-good article -
Thank you, Glamour! Now that you have approved of a woman who is a good bit thinner, blonder, and whiter than many women, I, um, feel totally almost better about myself?
You are so totally pro-woman and stuff. I also really appreciate how you give me options such as: feeling good about myself the way I am, or, if that's not really my bag, you offer me a variety of alternatives, conveniently located in the margins of this very article.
I appreciate that. I like that they give me options. It's what choice is all about.